The Pohlads have to go.

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Sell The Twins

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Please Sell The Team

Sign the Minnesota Twins Petition!

Can we all agree not to attend another Minnesota Twins game until the Pohlads decide to sell the team? Until that happens, I will invest more in this website than in the pockets of the Pohlad family. 


Join the movement by signing the baseball petition at change.org: https://chng.it/NRL6f68Xjx

Baseball is a Passion

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My Passion

My Passion

My Passion

My passion for the Minnesota Twins is reflected in the comparisons I draw. For example, every image on this site is created by myself. I put an equal amount of effort into these images as the Pohlads put into being competent owners.

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My Mission

My Passion

My Passion

My mission is to ensure that this reaches the eyes of the Pohlads. They deserve to know how incompetent they are.

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My Team

My Passion

My Team

The Minnesota Twins are my team. They have been senselessly gutted by incompetent owners, but I believe my team will prevail and the Pohlads will be erased from Minnesota's history books (please, new owners?).

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